if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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