Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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