Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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