butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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