It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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