If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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