Fuck appropriateness.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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