He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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