you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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