I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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