This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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