During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Im part way to drunk.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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