therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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