well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
