forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think i have herpe
just one?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize