I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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