just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
