HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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