I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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