Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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