Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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