Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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