I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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