Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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