Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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