So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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