My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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