Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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