she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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