I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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