you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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