Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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