He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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