careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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