there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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