This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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