Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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