it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
