this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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