he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize