they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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