Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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