Whod you bang
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed