if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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