I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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