Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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