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• (310): View more from California

  what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  she has no idea who harrison ford is.

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory

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• (714): View more from California

  if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.

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• (949): View more from California

  ... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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