if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?