Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."