no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.