What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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