Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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