hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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