Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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