when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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