you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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