What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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